YO DAWG
when I went to an orchard in NZ, they were very forceful about "kiwi" referring to the bird, and "kiwifruit" referring to the fruit. If you slipped and called the fruit a "kiwi", they'd correct you.
Chinese gooseberry!
@Vidiot did you actually see a kiwi? I almost ran over one when driving at sunset and was scared like hell.. and nope, I deeply failed in killing a possum...
@Allanpoe no, haven't seen a kiwi, though would love to.