He's Got A Miniature Secret Camera
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winter sex leads to summer babies.

I was told I was conceived on NYE. I doubt it though.

Get them babies out before New Year's Eve!

My birthday is the 348th popular. Had I been born born in the USA. But natural births (not in the hospital, not induced, no C-section, no epidural even) are very common in my birth-country so there won't be as much variance. The drop on 4th of July is telling.

My birthday is roughly 40 weeks after my dad's birthday, so way to go dad on the birthday sex.

Might just be me, but I see a line going straight across on the 13th. Is there the faintest of drop-offs on that day, relative to the days before and after? Superstition!

in high school (many moons ago), I sat in a group of friends and we figured out the "why" on every birthdate. It's amazing how many were due to holidays, anniversaries, etc.

THEY FUCK

The huge drop on July 4-5 is interesting and unnatural - wonder if that's all because induced births that are scheduled around the holiday.

The drop-offs on Thanksgiving & Christmas are interesting too!

it's because they schedule c-sections and inductions around holidays...for convenience. I work in a hospital with newbs and their moms and I see this a lot.

Meowian is smart. <3

next time on THE FIBONACCI FILES

My keys must be somewhere.

Kendra's a Romney plant.

I rest in my case - http://mlkshk.com/r/FS84

@RoninKengo Hahaha. That silly Old Boy.

GHOST RIDIN' THE DERP

"Why thank you, young bipedal feeding unit! You're very kind to offer me this morsel! You're learning very quickly, young unit!"

this has to be mocking.

well, i sincerley hope that it is mocking.

It's a miracle. There is no way that could have happened without supernatural intervention. 'God did it' is the only logical conclusion

Nom-men

You wish it were mocking

I need a glass of water just looking at that fucker.

Which ocean did they find this animal in?

mmmm

salted bagels are the best

I've heard that people love that place, but this is a little much.

THEY FUCK: HTTP://MLKSHK.COM/p/FQW8

Pffft. That'll buff out.

CRUMPLE ZONE

Ramming Speed!

oh thanks for the cushion, boat.

Pfff that was close

She'll fit, no prob. Juuuust a little to the port to account for the wind and...

What kind of cars are those? They don't seem particularly safe.

@MHJohnston: No kidding. Someone call Ralf Nader.

This is genius

man, I hate when that happens

1:14 he's missing half his body

Reminds me of that crazy helicopter scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Haha!! Look at her, she's so cute!

my 2.5 y/o girl does the same thing - usually while yelling

"I'M RUNNING IN CIIIIIIRCLEEES!"

Fabulous!!

what could go wrong?!

a Tumblr too? Do you ever sleep? (I am NOT stalking you-insomia sux)

:) It's a baby Tumblr, I hardly have 100 followers. I use it to keep all my cat gifs together.

daaaamn.

He's missing a TV.

Next gen consoles come out, and this guy's all "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU..."

reminds me of certain parts of READY PLAYER ONE

IIRC, this is from Final Justice, one of the best MST3K episodes ever!

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And it's just a bit outside....

Dem Shoes are screaming 'play ball'

that's what she gets for trying so fucking hard right outta the gate.

The view from here

Everything else = education ?

Would like to see this with adjusted-for-inflation increases in total spending. 51% of how much compared to,22% of how much, etc...

Would like to see this with adjusted-for-inflation increases in total spending. 51% of how much compared to,22% of how much, etc...

Would like to see this with adjusted-for-inflation increases in total spending. 51% of how much compared to,22% of how much, etc...

Ok, sorry about that! I don't want to see it *that* badly.

"Death and Taxes" says that "national security" is 60% of the discretionary budget. Does that jibe? http://www.deathandtaxesposter.com/

Medicare, Social Security, Medicaid, and interest payments are not considered discretionary. The first three are funded with separate revenue sources and prescribed by law.

Miniature

stuffed with real dead cats

@gormat You owe me a new keyboard for that spit take.

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