Big Baby Jesus
Except for the time he rescued that kid from the burning car wreck like some sort of goddamn super hero.
@ LocalStain Peanut the Kidnapper is my favorite, though Roll Fizzlebeef is a close second.
If I gotta problem, the problem's gotta problem 'til it's gone.
I don't have no trouble with you fucking me. But I have a little problem with you not fucking me.