it's all downhill from here
Oh god. I teach high school, and this goddamn water bottle flipping shit is getting out of hand.
However, I did have a moment of glory with that recently. I have a shoe tree on the wall of my classroom to put phones in, and one day, a group of kids were trying to toss a water bottle into one of the pockets. I took the bottle away, made the shot from half the length of my room on the first try, and told them all to stop flipping or tossing water bottles forever. AND THEY LISTENED BECAUSE I BEASTED THEM ALL AT THEIR OWN GAME.
However, I did have a moment of glory with that recently. I have a shoe tree on the wall of my classroom to put phones in, and one day, a group of kids were trying to toss a water bottle into one of the pockets. I took the bottle away, made the shot from half the length of my room on the first try, and told them all to stop flipping or tossing water bottles forever. AND THEY LISTENED BECAUSE I BEASTED THEM ALL AT THEIR OWN GAME.
@the_adriator Glorious, glorious indeed. YOU ARE A GOLDEN GOD.
And @MackReed, in my snark, I forgot to say how fucking brilliant Jaden's tragic biography above is – especially your details.
And @MackReed, in my snark, I forgot to say how fucking brilliant Jaden's tragic biography above is – especially your details.
age 14: coach lets him play on the varsity team
age 15: blowjob from the hot cheerleader
age 17: mom's audition-drills land him a standup gig in the all-ages night at Laffey's. He kills.
age 17-1/2: cocaine consumption and earning value peak with a walk-on in season 3 of "Luke Cage"
age 17-3/4: enters rehab
age 17-3/4 and 10 minutes: sneaks out the window
age 17-7/8: re-enters rehab, 15 pounds and 3 fingers lighter. hair styles now changing at a stroboscopic rate.
age 18: leaves rehab, goes into bookkeeping in Dad's accountancy office
age 39: is promoted to general manager at Dad's accountancy office
age 40: gives up auditioning
age 41: "just a little toot"
age 41: DEAD