I'm the worst person on facebook
I've spent the past 2 days calling out former students for posting racist shit, so I think you're doing better than I am.
It's true, though, I wouldn't be caught dead in Paris Hilton.
Easiest Pokemon ever.
@jer true, true
I wouldn't be caught dead in any trend. They all looked stupid at the time, not 10-20 years later
Heh, that reminds me of how you can add "or die trying" to nearly any action, because there's not much you can do after you're dead.
@travis you can still fart
@dantsypants you can, especially if you died trying to fart