cure for butthurt
You're doing it wrong! You're supposed to blow smoke UP his ass.
What is that thing anyway? At the last World Cup the Scottish commentators on BBC were pretty openly snarking about it being a stage prop.
@ardgedee its a "freeze spray" http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015...
I think it's just a can of compressed air that they turned upside down.
Ass-brrrr-in.