Not an Onion article
I love this more than I can properly express.
why do they need a zoning permit to put up a holiday display in their own yard?
@NickSeam they're just trying to find any way to block it
Man, Christians get so upset about portrayals of their prophet.
@carnivorouskale In a vacuum of no genuine persecution, one must make stuff up to maintain the notion that they're holier than others, and that they're God-ding correctly.