@dantsypants @ellemef I would *love* to see a flipped version of this that is either:
- an equally quaint Don'ts and Do's for the Masculine Manner
- or a fully modernized Don'ts and Do's for the Feminine Manner
... but I fear I lack the appropriate gender and/or bias.
"You poor dear, I think you must have had a hard day" should be the response to every mansplainer everywhere.
@MackReed I suspect the quaint version of Don'ts and Do's for the Masculine Manner could probably be lifted from any rudimentary BDSM manual. Surely it would involve spanking (only when absolutely necessary, of course), in any case. That and keeping a tight limit on your wife's pin money - don't want her going wild at the shops with your hard-earned salary, now do we?
(I think these lists are hilarious, personally. Not sure if little girls these days get admonished to be 'ladylike' - but I know I did. Never paid much attention, of course, but that's a different story entirely.)
- an equally quaint Don'ts and Do's for the Masculine Manner
- or a fully modernized Don'ts and Do's for the Feminine Manner
... but I fear I lack the appropriate gender and/or bias.
Gauntlet: thrown down.
@MackReed I suspect the quaint version of Don'ts and Do's for the Masculine Manner could probably be lifted from any rudimentary BDSM manual. Surely it would involve spanking (only when absolutely necessary, of course), in any case. That and keeping a tight limit on your wife's pin money - don't want her going wild at the shops with your hard-earned salary, now do we?
(I think these lists are hilarious, personally. Not sure if little girls these days get admonished to be 'ladylike' - but I know I did. Never paid much attention, of course, but that's a different story entirely.)