Turn to Sandwiches
I Hope You Like Asparagus Sandwiches
@mcmjolnir http://mcmjolnir.surehopeyoulikeasparag.us
Is that whipped cream atop the Cursed Pyramid sandwich? Or <hurp> cottage cheese. God, no.
@LordJohnWhorfin probably whipped mayo. this is the 1950s
@cristin Huh, you know, whipped mayo I could get behind.
@LordJohnWhorfin I thought you only liked honey, twinkies, and screaming yellow zonkers.
@cristin Mayo makes-a the ganglia twitch!