@jessamyn I was closing up my recently cleaned up garage (take note!!!) when I bumped a hung up pitchfork off the rack and it struck me in the head. Went to the ER and they put in 2 staples to close it up.
@wheels oh man. The last time I cleaned out the garden shed I was bending over to pick something up and brought my head right up into an axe head that had been hanging above me. Similar thoughts, similar wound (did not need stitches tho).
WHY DO I EVEN HAVE A PITCHFORK???