Delta Dawn
Story time!
So back in 2011 or so, the local Target was opening up a full grocery section. To announce the grand opening, they sent out these coupon books to everybody in the local area. It was just regular grocery coupons, except the last one was for a free loaf of bread, no other purchase necessary.
Due to laziness or oversight, or whatever, a friend of mine got 14 of these coupon books - 1 the first day, 2 the second day, 3 per day for three days, and then 1 more the next two days. So we combined all his books with the books we had, ripped out all the free bread coupons, and went to visit Target. We roll up to the checkout line with nearly an entire shopping cart full of nothing but Target Sandwich Bread and hand the cashier a fat stack of free bread coupons. We expected her to say we couldn't do that, or laugh, or call a manager, or something. Nope, she just looks at the cart, looks at the coupons and says "I'm gonna have to ring these up as separate transactions."
Later that day we brought a loaf back to the store with a receipt and took it to the returns counter:
"Hi, we'd like to return this bread."
"Is there anything wrong with it?"
"No, we just realized we didn't require this much bread."
*looks at receipt*
"You do realize you're not going to get any money back for this?"
"Yes. We are fully aware of what we are doing."
We gave some away to our coworkers, put the rest in the freezer and didn't have to buy bread for almost 3 months after that.
So back in 2011 or so, the local Target was opening up a full grocery section. To announce the grand opening, they sent out these coupon books to everybody in the local area. It was just regular grocery coupons, except the last one was for a free loaf of bread, no other purchase necessary.
Due to laziness or oversight, or whatever, a friend of mine got 14 of these coupon books - 1 the first day, 2 the second day, 3 per day for three days, and then 1 more the next two days. So we combined all his books with the books we had, ripped out all the free bread coupons, and went to visit Target. We roll up to the checkout line with nearly an entire shopping cart full of nothing but Target Sandwich Bread and hand the cashier a fat stack of free bread coupons. We expected her to say we couldn't do that, or laugh, or call a manager, or something. Nope, she just looks at the cart, looks at the coupons and says "I'm gonna have to ring these up as separate transactions."
Later that day we brought a loaf back to the store with a receipt and took it to the returns counter:
"Hi, we'd like to return this bread."
"Is there anything wrong with it?"
"No, we just realized we didn't require this much bread."
*looks at receipt*
"You do realize you're not going to get any money back for this?"
"Yes. We are fully aware of what we are doing."
We gave some away to our coworkers, put the rest in the freezer and didn't have to buy bread for almost 3 months after that.
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