I have brown hair
Goofus watches porn, has impure thoughts and a healthy sex life, while Gallant avoids obscenity, preferring to spend his time tapping his foot in bathroom stalls at the airport.
@jaybee while repeating scripture after scripture.
It's not the color of the hair that determines your evilness, it's the side your neatly combed part is on.
F*ck yeah brunette!