attn: zamboni
Judging by the italics they're just going to keep it for themselves, after all.
@caitlinburke If you had an awesome Zamboni would you let it go to the first yokel to come along with a bank check? I think you would be thinking, "Hm, I'd like the money, but then I wouldn't have an awesome damn Zamboni any more."
No way! I'd be all "I HATE that we even have to advertise this! All kinds of weirdies will swing by and get their greasy little McDonaldland fingerprints all over it! Let's put the announcement in the lowest-circulation paper in town, and, gosh, I don't know, maybe the mailroom will 'flood' during the bid-taking period."
I want to wait for those awkward pauses in conversations so I can pipe up suddenly with "I own a Zamboni!" and then when no one believes me, because who in the fuck actually owns a Zamboni, I can be, like, "There. There is my Zamboni."
*snicker*