66 Plymouth barracuda...my first car!

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Well, your resume looks pretty good, but tell me, what are your scanning credentials?

I just love the fact that it's 4 hot, sexy male models, and Maury from accounting

Did someone come in after the photo shoot to windex the acrylic cubes? Or did they just throw them away? Also is Maury's feet just floating? So many questions.

pour me a loaf please dear

That looks so good.

if airplane food was like this, I might fly more.

Also: Curtain over window, cufflinked sleeve on traveler properly attired for a cross-country flight; tiny little tablecloth, three different condiments plus salt and pepper shakers, and a little napkin holder.

Not shown: Ashtray, sweaty face of nervous traveler who downed five shots to calm himself before boarding, pre-deregulation ticket price.

Dear Westjet: Your food is simply delicious! I've never had a better one-ounce portion of Chexx Mixx washed down with a half-swallow of Coke Zero anywhere!

@ardgedee Also: Haze of cabin smoke from cigarettes and cigars edited out for picture clarity.

Wearing a suit while flying would be the worst thing ever. Why would I want to make the most uncomfortable thing in the world slightly more uncomfortable?

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