@spingo! Look what I made!

hey hey!

I am so glad that this has yet to drop to a level that I can appreciate.

I really, really, really hope she doesn't have themed underwear on. Or do I? Or do I?

@threeze the question is, what theme? Queen of Hearts would be classy.

@chadlavi I was thinking of a cake with two words on it.

@threeze I see

Puppeeeeeee! Awwww!

You look forlorn, not innocent.

@threeze I do to look innocent!!!

This one looks unfamiliar.

Could you retake this with more resolution in front of a blank wall? Asking for a friend.

@spingo I can try! Tell your "friend" it'll have to be a selfie with my iPhone.

@zerbinetta Oh, honey.

I just showed over and over again that I'm capable of terrible and bad Photoshop abuse, and you, bright-eyed and sweet as a puppy, offer me ammunition.

You know -- you MUST know -- that nothing good can come of it.

I mean, sure! Snap away!

@spingo How could you? http://mlkshk.com/p/QCDI

@spingo you've got mail

@zerbinetta You FOOL! You TRUSTED ME!

Can we just get a shake of these? I'd subscribe to that.

I may or may not have seen roughly this before.

That is, this expression on a woman in bed.

this is like if Chuck Close met your cat.

@chadlavi I'm trapped underneath her - trying to amuse myself. I'm expecting to die here and have her eat my carcass.

@zerbinetta 'clever girl'