pushed his panic button

sad that I know the product they are selling.

@whereismyrobot - you're saving all of these to
http://mlkshk.com/Tired-Of

....RIGHT?

@tonyb just asked to be invited.

I think it's post-Malcom, pre-BB Bryan Cranston.

What the... how... why... who would try to open a jar with a knife?

Was this an infomercial for institutionalizing the criminally insane?

THANKS OBAMA!

is your dog a dick?

Yes, he likes biting balls.