I wish I could rock an eyepatch like that. I mean, I still want two working eyes, I'm just sayin' if I could get away with wearing one, I'd do it for sure.

he's about to put out the left one.

HA HA. Dangly parts.

Oh man, I finally figured out where I know this guy from -- it's Phil Ken Sebben: http://www.youtube.com/watch...

(Which is to say thanks @splattermonkeys for jogging my brain!)

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If this were Concrete TV, the super metal would be starting about now.
For the uninitiated (NSFW): http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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It's Peggy!

Totally my new line to mumble angrily under my breath at work.

"A Tree in Man's World" would be an excellent name for a rock band.