Like for the car

He can't even afford pomade.

I'm pretty sure he's a Dapper Dan man.

Mitt Romney - purpose = Bruce Campbell

Bedraggled, Romney now suffers from being forced to subsist off of only 4 offshore banking accounts.

@cow http://images.buddytv.com/articles...

@cow LOL I said the same thing just a minute ago. Well, not the purpose thing, I'm not that clever, but I did state the obvious on his haggard appearance.

where is your secret service now?

WALK OF SHAME