Roz -> hawt

@spooktree why the porn! why

@teresatothemax
all apologies.
please, forgive my candor. i sometimes forget how NSFW mlkshk can be.

STAY OUT. SPEND MONEY. DON'T PAY YOUR BILLS.

I f'ing hate this campaign. Makes me feel like a turd going home exhausted after night school.

I am going to defiantly invite friends over to hang out.

@precisionaccidents I happily stay home 3-4 nights a week.

Is it a "Sorry about your stillbirth" cake? That's awful. :(

@jpoulos It was someone's baby shower cake.

@teresatothemax Yikes. Really? They might as well have gone for a cake with the baby bursting out of the bare womb with a tophat and cane, Michigan J. Frog style! At least that's appalling but funny!

CANNOT UNSEE!!!

I always remember the one decorator on "Ace of Cakes" who said someting along the lines of, "I will never understand the people who want a cake looking like their dog. Who wants to eat their dog??"

I always wonder why they make the baby deprived-of-oxygen-for-8-minutes-blue

^this

@dantsypants @jpoulos tastier that way

People confuse me for this guy all the time. Honestly, it gets a little old.

@NickSeam I can see that.

does he really smoke? Or am I getting turned on for nothing?

@sussurat Haaaaah I do think he's a smoker IRL

CHALLENGE

@avocado ACCEPTED