"At other times it's behind us, visible only as long as we don't turn around to look at it, and it's the truth in its profound horror of our never being able to know it."

"With this recipe, we no longer have to worry about memory management, refactoring, coupling, or the complication of multiple interactive alerts that use the same controller."

"But the penguin, though thus neglected for the moment was by no means idle."

Pretty much nails it.

"In 1877, Boussinesq first proposed that turbulent momentum transport is analogous to viscous momentum transfer in laminar flow."

Saucy.

"She was so stout she couldn't get down to the chamber pot and had to set it on the bed before she could pee."

That's alarming.

"It was early evening of the next day before Chronicler came down the stairs to the common room of the Waystone Inn."

Damn, i must have wore dat ass out.

"You are very unkind. You might untie me, for I promise not to escape. If you are afraid of your husband, I will let you bind me again before his return when I have finished pounding the barley."

Okay, first paragraph, but geez.

"What do you call a panda bear with no fur? Complete the puzzle below to find out."

NAILED IT.

"And Joseph came in to them in the morning and looked at them, and saw that they were sad."

"The purpose of this exercise is to explore your opinions about ethical issues faced in organizations."

"Swapping Rumors"
I am confused!!!

"Billy and Lenny lived together and played side by side in minor league outfields for nearly two years, beginning in 1984"

Reversible Wall Calendar Yearly Planner!

"He guessed they'd come about fifteen from the spot where Jake rejoined them with his muffin-balls and his news when Roland called it a day."

"Lorem ipsum set dolor amet."

"A common source of bugs is the failure to override the hashCode method".

This game sucks.

"And yes, ladies, the dressings and toppings make all the difference."

Despite its length the veranda was claustrophobic, the air dead and unoccupied.

:( THANKS LITERATURE

The nearest book was a tutorial book with lots of bullets and no complete sentences.
...
[sigh] Same thing again this year, I suppose.

Page 45 is just a bunch of boxes.

I'd be really weirded out if there was something, since I just got that notebook yesterday.

"As rapes go, it was ugly." (L.A. '56).

"licking your backside. What's wrong with licking my backside? Everyone does it where I come from."

"I'm in labor, are you coming here?"

"Trim the belly so that its edges are neat and square."

Oh dear god :(

"That old man with spotted hands invited me to think of several ways in which cannonballs might be stacked on a courthouse lawn, of the several ways in which oranges might be packed into a crate."

Sounds promising!

"Legend has it that Gil Evans found himself with booked studio time and no project to record so he turned the sessions over to Cecil Taylor and John Carisi who each recorded three tracks."

Huh.

"Who did that!?!"

"A note of steel had crept into Richard's voice, and Phillipa shot Lambert a warning look."

"After both halves of the bearing shell have been removed, the crankshaft journal should be checked for wear."

Rowr!

From the Peterson Field guide to wildflowers, a picture page containing:
Yarrow.
Flowering Spurge
Snow-on-the-mountain
Tall Cinquefoil
Rattlesnake-master
Rose-pink.

Yup.

"Their Mutton yields to ours, but their Beef is excellent."
Gulliver's Travels

"USING THE SECRET CODE BELOW, FILL IN THE BLANKS AND REVEAL THE HIDDEN WORDS!"

If the hot solution starts to crystalize, reheat it to dissolve the crystals....

We walked out again into the day that was like night.

Map of Uganda. Hmmm...hot & steamy?

"this is stupid." < --- not from a book.

"Spit it out right now!" (Harper Lee)

Well, that's lovely.

"Swedish chef...and friend"

"Nash didn't need to look."

"There's still material from that one time in the tile-grouting."

http://mlkshk.com/p/R3A6

No text, just a full page picture of Kate Moss.

Looks like 2013 is going to pick up pace...

"He seemed to get a real kick out of it."

She opened her mouth to allow taste buds to help catch the scent; let her bare skin detect any sense of warmth coming out of the cave; and allowed intuition to guide her noiselessly as she approached the opening.

Whatever. Ask all the guys who don't wanna date me.