There are many like it but this one is mine. My blaster is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my blaster is useless. Without my blaster I am useless. I must fire my blaster true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before the Force I swear this creed: my blaster and myself are defenders of my rebellion, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.