God, Scarlett... oh... man... if I'd only gone to high school with her...

(I would've admired her from, like, the other side of the cafeteria and scribbled her name into the insides of my brown bag book covers and cried myself to sleep knowing that a girl like her could never even know a guy like me existed except yeah there was that one time she said "Hey" to me as she walked by me in bio which totally means that I've gotta shot if only I can work up the nerve god I hate what a stupid dork I am...)

I went to school with a girl that looked like ScarJo. Shes a waitress at Steak and Shake now.

@lostwars That happened to me, too. Except she became a stripper.

And now we'll observe a long pause while we wait for @cityofprogress to tell us WHERE THE HELL the STRIP CLUB is the ScarJo look-alike works at. Following this brief pause, we'll agree to meet there directly.

@TheStorm Lansing, IL. That place is long gone, though...

@TheStorm @lostwars I'll settle for the location of the Steak and Shake.

WANT.

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