Thank you for flying Air Freud. We know your phallic automobile has a choice of airlines, and we're grateful you chose Air Freud, with our gaping aircrafts representing your mother.

I don't know how Petraeus thought he was going to get away with this.

Oh @dad

shit my @dad says

it's like looking in a mirror.

trashy omg LOL

Nice kicks! Ya big hipster.

I saw these shoes in the stellar office the other day.