@scalzi Me, I’m growing-in my meatbeard.

“Many many singings.”—John Roderick

Bleep bloop zeep zorp. I live in the future.

Handsome.

Wingardium Leviosa!

"Give me all the bacon and eggs you have."

"Castle Freak" is rated G?Wait. What?!? Come on!

@mattalexand Um.

@marcoliveri Read it and weep.

These were two baseball teams who clearly came here tonight to play baseball.Back to you, Joe.