That's sort of the way I mince onions and scallions, but... more so.

Fruit ninja

he appears to be wearing chainmail on his left hand?

@jonbro yeah, that's common for kitchen workers who use knives a lot. saves money on band-aids.

and blood loss

I peel melons like that (thanks to Alton Brown) but never thought to do the horizontal slices. That's awesome!

brings back memories of working in produce department for 4 years

same technique works for cantaloupes, pineapples etc etc

This is why people find fingers in their fruit salad.

Salad Fingers

sure it isn't "suck my face" ?

:)

The world's a mess it's in my kiss - hence the vacuum cleaner.

I love this. His little mug gets sucked up and he's all, "Did you see that shit?"

@Crisssy101 And then there was a round of chastising the vacuum tube to go with it.

the video is the best--the cat makes raspberry sounds when its tongue goes in the hose