You got the fancy meat for dinner?

What the heck are Choobs?

I'll assume that 'choobs' is marketing-speak for 'tubes', so that gives us... Wildlife Variety Tubes? Like, offal?

"Yoplait, the French yoghurt company best known for Petits Filous, is pitching for the school lunchbox market with its drinkable Wildlife Choobs. At 99p for six, the child- friendly tubes certainly seem good value. But are these desserts as wholesome as the fruit pictures suggest?"

Cue the Sabre Dance.

GIT IN MAH BELLEH!

It's difficult being a door to door salesman when you're a shark.

"FUCK YOUUUUUU I'M A SHAAAARRRRRR- OW, MY NOSE!"

"Got yer nose!"