that's some layered humor there.

I'm still trying to fill in the last two bars

Mostly true but adult energy bar needs to be at the most half-full. Otherwise you're doing it wrong.

Last name? Skywalker.

There needs to be a scientific study on this, but I believe that about 99.76% of men who find themselves in this situation only have enough creativity to post "I'm gay." on their friend's wall.