The only worse place I can think of to get cornered by a tornado would be a sword museum.

@NickSeam Hypodermic needle factory. Or medical waste disposable facility (if they exist).

@johnathan Ooh, good one.

@NickSeam @johnathan and that's why my broken glass and lemon juice warehouse is closed during tornado season

@travis That's next to the salt refinery, right?

"Nobody panic, I grew up in the midwest, I know what to do: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CAR AND INTO THE DITCH!"

@NickSeam yeah, between the salt refinery and lye repository

@travis Below the badger hatchery?

@NickSeam yup, right above the killer bee apiary and fighting cock aviary

@travis Weirdest mall ever.

AAAAH!!! UNSEE! UNSEE! UNS...

Dammit.