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So this is what Philadelphia Collins is up to these days.

@arto He died, you know. Seriously. he really did die.

Grace personified.

This would be me if I tried to play soccer now.

I can actually hear the classical music

Somehow managing not to buckle his knee is impressive.

@MackReed Grace:http://mlkshk.com/p/R1LH

@bocaj WIN

Someone needs a nap.

Sauce: http://www.neogaf.com/forum...

Why did your god let your yelp rating get so low?

Wow. That is full on batshit crazy.

http://youtu.be/G6LY7TJ16pg
Be sure to watch the season finale of Kitchen Nightmares to get the full backstory on this. It's truly an epic backlash.

@ba Because Yelp was spawned from the devil, obviously.

I feel the slightest amount of sympathy for them due to Reddit's mouthbreathing masses writing fake reviews based on a TV show they watched. But clearly those people are gonna let themselves get trolled right into oblivion.

Thanks for sharing that, I needed a few good laughs.

That place is a couple of miles up the road. I should stop by.

@spingo, you better hurry. They probably won't be open much longer.

@kzam Ha! Their website's already sick. http://amysbakingco.com/

I'm concerned about them backtracing me to the cyber police

If you ever find yourself typing, "We are not freaking out!" with the caps lock on, you're freaking out.

WE WILL BE PARENTS TO A HUMAN KID!

"you have half an hour to take your hands off"

gum

I agree with dad.

BAHAHA

actually i think dad is just still trying to figure out what those thingies are

"I don't understand why we got them Halloween masks for Christmas. And they're not even very good masks."

Actually it would be a better picture if dad does a Face Palm.

thanks grandma!

that's what my grandmother always said

"The poetry of life."

source?

Unimagined pleasure!
The infinite is possible! The unattainable is unknown!

I would love to meet the pretentious douche that wrote this so I could neck punch them.

@NickSeam I wonder how many people who liked this are total and utter hypocrites...

@Meganmeow Would you consider yourself one?

@teresatothemax Nope, otherwise the sentiment of that comment I just made would also be kind of hypocritical. :p

@Meganmeow I am among the hypocritical masses. But I'm trying, I'm trying real hard.

I'm an addict and I'm okay with it.

Snippet. If you're going to be a pretentious arse biscuit, at least check your spelling.

Versus the having of the box, old.

"Excuse me, my son's name is also Bort."

Why did you not buy this?

Mix-mix, stir-stir, I married young, it's all a blur.

@bigredcat Sweeten to taste! A little won't kill you.

@sporkette

I've been here

Yep, this is me too.