satan is the bacon, lettuce, and the tomato

Dat 'stache

This thing is a libertarian propaganda/indoctrination tool. Anybody who gives reasonable answers to the questions gets placed down in the libertarian portion of the grid, and by contrasting "Libertarian" with "Authoritarian", which almost everyone agrees is a Bad Thing, they position themselves as the only unambiguously "good" pole on the map.

It's only valid until they tell you about the UN trading our sovereign self-governed land for bitcoin futures or something.

Gosh - Kim Jong-Un is really ... out there, isn't he.

to live & die in LA

GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL DO NOT PASS GO