Got me a new patch tonight

My new burlesque name

I made a poster to keep me from procrastinating. It's not working.

May your children be fresh and delicious this year!

The Atlantic City TSA didn't allow me to do whippits while wielding my Klingon daggers on today's flight

I was just invited to a Dr. Srangeribs BBQ

An Autobiography

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My new fav tweets: Space Sushi