TEN THOUSAND of you cocksuckers voted for Roseanne Barr? We deserve whatever fucking disaster we get. Fuck you.

 

Pretty sure my mailman fucked this package before he left it. Like actually shoved his dick in it & fucked it hard.

 

FINALLY! //cc: @albertxii

 

good bye baseball season, i will miss you

 

Not my favorite day ever, but coming home to new @fieldnotesbrand treats made it a whole helluva lot better.

 

My view of the #SFGiants parade could be better...

 

See you soon...

 

Everyone is making a buck on World Series fever. Parking cops & tow trucks FEASTING on 3rd St right now. #SFGiants

 

Ooh lookit me, I'm @hotdogsladies and I'm eating Nice! English muffins! Durr durr duuuurrrrrrrr!

 

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