dat tongue.

fucking crying I'm laughing so hard.

The dog died.

I laughed so hard and my husband's all like 'poor dog!' I laughed harder. I'm a jerk.

This is not, I repeat not, how balloon animals are made.

This gif ain't got SHIT on the source video: http://www.youtube.com/watch...

I've watched it dozens of times now and yet here I am, in tears. So, so good.

@jer THANK YOU FOR SOURCE. OH MAN.

That time of the month.

^this

@truckstops ++

rough kinky night.

Truckstops made me LOL

Must be Eric Burdon's bed.

@truckstops omg

Stephen Hawking Electronics Recycling and Cosmological Theorems, Inc.

<hawking>PC LOAD LETTER WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN</hawking>

@jer I just choked on my Dr Pepper, thanks.

Love Will Laren's comics. I still think of the spicy keychain at least once a week: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MKHrgyq...

oh my god, the man is a genius

7 hot dogs. 1 hallway.

@dad AHA! Win 7 times!

@dad I ALMOST SPIT MY TEA EVERYWHERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

can't open tumblr at work, is that ShittingtonUK?

@mentat Yup. The site's brilliant.

was just showing my GF some of his stuff the other night. goes way beyond the "random funny person you follow on twitter"

one of the best Yahoo Trends was

2. Last "Ashley" born.

there's an ashley at work. we enjoy this.

Why is there a hipster in Starbucks? Why?

he's being ironic

@qualiall I lol'd

Asked to have his coffee milled

writing "faster than the speed of love"