Toaster set to 451.

They must have liked the ending of CHOKE as much as I did.

+1 to @ardgedee

what the

Life is hard.

she died, you know.

@turd What the fuck, this is Rob Ford. Remember... Canada.

where's the subscribe to comments link?

Look at the size of that woman's refrigerator!

Yea, for example I happen to like brussel sprouts. Thank you @SuzyBrown.

only an american would think 313.9 million is "nearly 400 million"

While I make every effort to be kinder than necessary to everyone due to the overwhelmingly heartbreaking nature of daily life for most humans, I cannot see any true kindness or value in "consoling" someone for the "difficulty" of eating a tiny piece of vegetation.

I forget what her diet was, 100% cheese fries, I think.

Her being consoled by the bald man from Pawn Stars makes it that much more realistic.

I am 110% behind her on this

something something 110% behind

Anybody know if "picky eating" as a branch of OCD made it into the DSM-V?

@Drinks "I'll call my buddy who's an expert in coughing up brussels sprouts."

needs bacon.

cooper? really? WAT.

They're after me chickens!

Who is going to make the barrels now?

dad's the shit

4DADINOH

Is that hovering off the floor?

He starts flailing his tongue around so early and never stops! This amateur has no idea how to drink milk.

THANKS, OBAMA!

Oh man, you have no idea how much I was wanting one of these for all of the solid colors!

@klathrin There's one on the site: http://superblacklacquers.com/collecti...

@drewtoothpaste Already bought it :D

@klathrin nice... thanks for coming back for more!

The Bends is the best glitter polish I've ever owned. Beautiful color and lasts a long time.

This reminds me of the story my dad told me about the deer that broad sided a car going 60mph, then with its head inside the still moving vehicle it proceeded to barf all over everyone. "And you know how bad deer vomit smells" - my dad laughs, as if deer vomit stench is common knowledge.