"Now you listen to me, Jesus. This is Gerry's house, and we're VERY close..."

"Well, get it away from me! I hate popcorn! I can't stand popcorn!"

Kent puts his name on his license plate.

"This? This is ice. This is what happens when water gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated."

"It was HOT and I was HUNGRY."


"Kent! You're standing in front of the TELEPROMPTER!"
"Well I didn't KNOW!"


"Can I get you something? A balloon?"

There's No Defense Like a Good Offense.

Doubles as a wifi detector.

I did this so much yesterday

Nice.... Would have done the same but we have not heard much about this in the UK so i have only caught up after the event so to speak.

Does it come with one of those chimney sweep brushes to get the poop and vomit out?

http://c.shld.net/rpx...

it's a crazy idea! but it just might work!

See also: http://phiffer.org/photos...

@dphiffer yes! I love those