This jewel-encrusted crucifix, given to Coronado by Hernando Cortés in 1520, is said to contain a fragment of the cross on which Jesus was crucified. All this pizza guy knows is that it belongs in a museum.

So true.

Legend states that five stones were given to Sankara by Shiva. Two of the stones were buried under the palace of Pankot. Two fell into the hands of Mola Ram. The last one belongs to this pizza guy.

The headpiece contains instructions on how high to make an appropriate staff, however the instructions are in Phoenician. This pizza guy does not speak Phoenician, so the staff is too short.