Is that from Dick Smith's make-up book?

boobies!

Paging Dr. Baby...

She has itty bitty little earrings.

Milk doesn't come from those!

One! One year of college tuition on the floor, AH-AH-AH!

failed attempt to blow the world's largest bubble gum bubble?

nice title

What a filthy old soomka

can you do a man-Kegel and flip a pancake?

^!

because bacon!

burlap bags of dicks.