pink elephants on parade

 

I don't even. Because she mis-measured some postage? What?

 

Crossfiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (HUH)

 

asceticism is overrated

Girl swallowed by pavement in China

 

American Dialects

 

mitch hedberg quotes

 

Sunny Saturday lunch

 

This Happy Little Stone

 

What else would I drink at work on 4/20?