Something something love of uniforms, something something young and uncut.

DO YOU WANT TOTAL MERIT BADGES????

This photo makes it a lot easier to imagine him spraypainting the Lemon Grove statue with hair dye and causing havoc at Taco Bell. Time to dig out my copy of Pranks! again.

@NickSantosPedro: Oh, he does look like a little trouble maker!

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@foist Ha! What was that made of, beans and salt? Brilliant.

what a cutie.

because when you refer to yourself as a "connoisseur" it makes you sound less like a creep.

@marmaladedream: This appeals to the "scholars" of feminine observation.

COLLECT THEM ALL!

@tonyb: Ah, the 50's, when kidnapping was merely a form of flirtation.