Obviously based on nothing at all, except maybe some really nice skunk. Why? There's no cat owner. The cat owner is usually gathered up near the pillow because kittah has claimed the bottom 2/3 of the bed.
Note: also applies to dog owners.

What does it say about you when you're found passed out on the couch still clenching a half-empty beer bottle with your dorito cheese-encrusted hand while Cinemax porn drones on in the background? Hypothetically.

No drinking and driving fine/jailtime. Yay!
No excessive amounts of cash spent on cover/overpriced drinks. Yay!
Money saved from a night in = more money to be spent on vacation. Yay!
No uncomfortable moment "uh, you/I shoulda left last night when we were done, what-ever-your-name-was. uh, I mean is. uh. something." Yay!
No STD's. Yay!

Well. Hypothetically, at least.