when you absolutely, positively got to kill every last motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes

@OC Personally I think this Steyr is better than the Kalashnikov

Oh goodness.

A prickly pair.

gross

I can just imagine it thinking "Why must they do these things to me? Have I no dignity?"

@iamafelix I would buy a chihuahua and take loving care of it for it's entire life just to be able to do this. And a couple of other things.

@annene yes, they are cute. I want a pomsky.

I will get two and wear a sort of catamaran hat, one on each side.

@spingo Oh, the happiness you would bring!

@annene Maybe it would even be catamaran-shaped, and they could have little tiny captain's hats.

@spingo ::gasp::

@annene AND I'm bouncer-sized, for added amusement! Big guy, tiny dog = betterer. (Or tiny hat, tiny bicycle, tiny teacup, etc.)

I saw a man using a whiskey bottle as a walkie talkie

@spingo @cristin Y'all are speaking my language.

The is an episode of 'Lenoman O'brien' (I don't remember which) and Steve Irwin was on and he explained how to use these pear protectors as a jock strap in a wet suit.

@XYLENE Wow. Just, wow.

mmmm.

bop.

not a fan of eggs, but i'd try it

@nikkuneko If you don't mind me asking, why aren't you a fan of eggs?

@annene i like them, but they make me sick if i have too much.

sick as a dog

for realsies

@nikkuneko One shouldn't have more than one of these. For realsies.

Man, I'd starve to death if I couldn't have egg whites. Just sayin'.

I think deviled eggs should make a comeback as the hip new thing. I had some in a beer pub in Portland recently and they were perfect. Maybe I'll start a deviled egg food truck.

you would make So. Much. Bank. srsly.

wanna move to Brooklyn and we can do seven or eight varieties of deviled egg?

We could call it "Luke's."

@jpoulos@Vidiot Fortunately for all of us down here, more inventive varieties of deviled eggs have been creeping into Southern fine dining for about 6 years.

I think a truck is a grand idea. You might have to make the eggs to order to really pull in the big bucks though; storing deviled eggs is a pain in the ass.

@Vidiot OMG LUKE'S!

@Vidiot how is the food truck scene in NYC? What do they do in winter?

man, if I had the scratch for it, I'd be seriously tempted.

that, or opening a bar.

@jpoulos a lot of 'em go into hibernation in the winter, but a decent amount of 'em (especially ones that serve up hot food) are about.

@nikkuneko pls post photos of eggsick! no gay stuff.

@ba all gay stuff.
/throws up/

@Vidiot the day you decide you want a partner in opening a bar, call me. For realsies.

@jpoulos shit.

now I really wish I had money. :(

Oh I don't have any money either. But maybe someday. :)