sandy is the new city drink....it is a watered down manhattan.

I totally relate to Volcano Girl. I mean, don't we all? It's like, "Amen, sister, you know those days when the streams of molten lava come pouring down a nearby volcano and you're all like 'get me a fireman's hat so I can climb a stripper pole that is moments away from melting beneath my hands!' Yeah. That was my Saturday night. AMIRITE OR WHAT?"

I want every one of those in poster form. Except for infection.

He's losing those bets on purpose...I would be.

I'd want a proper pillow though. A hardback novel seems a bit harsh.