@SuzyBrown your inspiring me to start hoop dancing and making hoops .... you sly boots :)

@tattooedxmama13 do it!! It's fun

Want to go to prom with me?

I may need to steal this for mine.

quack quack

Cool. I went to a party and guy from Guatemala did this and lit the balls things on fire. It was awesome.

@mrangrygrandpa The LED poi are the safer version! :)



I really love this girl's style, so fun & light-hearted

wtf is going on with that american flag nipple tank top?

Keeping it classy.

Coming to a Spearmint Rhino near you, now.

Th eye rolling from the tattoo artist must have been epic

Patriotism!

Careful, guys. We don't want to summon the armchair feminists again.

I misread it as 'butt sent' at first.

the titty tassels are built in! @juncopartner

I didn't know you only had one leg

@chadlavi I don't like to talk about it.

@chadlavi We call her "Hop Along Suzi". I think it might hurt her feelings a little, so we try to only do that behind her back.

I like to think that instead of a tanning bed, that's a human-sized photocopier back there.

@chadlavi Actually, that's the cryogenic booth

@SuzyBrown You could just blame all the things you'd never admit to on your doppelganger. :)