First prize winner at the 'Dress Like a Bruise' contest

You’re pretty black when your weave has a weave.

Robert Smith started tanning after the Cure split up

Let's see... tatty Coors Light cap, parasitic dog, pen & paper (?!), patterned short-shorts, wristfuckingwatch, I'm gonna say... single.

 

Pretentious twat or genius?!

 

Chavtastic

Gay Kim Jong Il is my homeboy?

her touch is literally killing him

 

aww that's adorable. :I

Here’s to Brad and Kenny, the undisputed Party Kings of Pensecola, circa 1994, when they were 23.