now do texas - with a tiny little island around you know who.

@sporky Galveston is an island

@sporky Why does everyone mention Texas when they see this animation??

we're expanding the dream, @justabaldguy

What the hell did we do now?

also, i would have never found this except that my bowie radar went off - @ don't work in titles.

I knew your Bowie sense was tingling, @Sporky

Wait, there's not a Bowie shake? Prince has his own but, Bowie doesn't? We must change this.

yeah so, I went and did it just because - https://mlkshk.com/Bowie

you're a good man, a starman @jhamill

@Sporkette Thanks. Figured if it wasn't do yet, why not do it myself.

For Senate

"singing" voice.

Dramatic nose breathing.

as a photographer, i have a list of celebrities i'd really like to shoot. garrison keillor is at the top of that list.

i have another list, one of people i'd like to photograph.

homophobic asshole.

I remember someone saying that he always sounds like he's massaging his balls, which is spot on, I think.

Why do they let him keep singing?

Philip Seymour Hoffman in 5 years

updates from lake diabeetus

Looks like that cat.