The bird that never flew, the tree that never grew, the bell that never rang, the fish that never swam, the people that never worked.

@stx except in America

@XYLENE Craig Ferguson having a job doesn't really count as he is an American now.

@stx Sorry, I don't know ditch diggers by name.

Did they take the Buckfast bottle off?

WE FOOL YOU
WE RULE YOU
WE EAT FOR YOU
WE FEED ALL

@XYLENE ..OOOOOOO buuurn Ferguson!

Their flag is really excellent.

If by 'excellent' you mean 'lame and 70s looking'.

it's ironic

The dream of the odd-numbered decades is alive in Portland.

What is wrong with 70s-looking, and why would that connote lameness?

INTERNET FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGFIGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

@qualiall
I had the brew, she had the chronic
the Lakers beat the Supersonics

kinda swastika-y

It's missing a bird.

starring homerj's comment a hundred times

I have thought of getting it tattooed.

Yes I am more Portland than you all.

Looks like India's.