Sir, in general: quite. However, might I draw upon your fine self in the form of aid, to unstick my horseless carriage?
How did this state of affairs come to pass?
On that matter I'm a little confused. However, I do believe that through a series of rotations, initially facing one way then the other, the rear end of the carriage came to be lodged in this abominable rail here, sir.
A veritable pickle, sir ... we'll assess the situation presently and render all assistance forthwith.
If I may, I might add to my account, that the presence of the flood may have been a causal factor.