Yeah, I'll clean my room! (Eventually...)

Cue 'The Flight Of The Valkyries'!

Ai WeiWei.

Thanksgiving dinner will be sweet revenge for this kid....

Cue the "Yakety Sax"....

Ahhh... reminds me of my kegstand days....

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Looks pretty low

One! ...Punch in the Face!

'Cos she got ate by a F*$&in' shark!!!