Ed 
A quiet, mild-mannered professional whose Walter Mitty world has devolved into snarky commentary, horrible joke .gifs and cat mistreatment.
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Signs that you are crap at robbery #542
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Can't blame him. Dude probably has insane upper body strength.
My favorite bit is the dude who rushes over from the background, grabs the Wet Floor sign, and gives the robber a single ineffectual whack.
Though everybody's got a little part to play. Clerk was obviously directly involved early on and she gets a couple good whacks in with something barely on camera before grabbing Robber's jacket, but she didn't count on Wheelchair Grappler and so she gets judo'd across the frame by his initial takedown of Robber; Sign Whacker's two buddies, Ballcap and Baldcap, shuffle into play a kind of I'm Not Touching You, I'm Not Touching You zone defense; Clerk gets back to her feet and is doing something with her hands that just might be pulling out a phone to grab video with.
In the distance, a bus passes.
Though everybody's got a little part to play. Clerk was obviously directly involved early on and she gets a couple good whacks in with something barely on camera before grabbing Robber's jacket, but she didn't count on Wheelchair Grappler and so she gets judo'd across the frame by his initial takedown of Robber; Sign Whacker's two buddies, Ballcap and Baldcap, shuffle into play a kind of I'm Not Touching You, I'm Not Touching You zone defense; Clerk gets back to her feet and is doing something with her hands that just might be pulling out a phone to grab video with.
In the distance, a bus passes.
@joshmillard Have you considered a career in narrating movies for the blind?
