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@chadlavi Did you play Mass Effect 2? http://www.youtube.com/watch...

@NickSeam no

@chadlavi I assumed not based on your recent tweets regarding the xbox one.

@NickSeam I'm a nintendo kid anyway.

nope

Needs suspenders.

ghghghghghghghghghgh

DON'T TYPE THAT YOU'LL GO BLIND

I have a strong urge to give the designer a roundhouse kick to the spacebar.

Wait. Are those speakers on the sides of his knees? If so, after he collapses into unconciousness from said kick to spacebar, I will put this song on eternal repeat from his pants situation: http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Needs more Google Glass.

CMD + SHIFT + balls

DVORAK CHINOS

rotary engine http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Elegance!

megaphone

Are You Embarrassed Easily? [Monty Python]
www.youtube.com/watch...

Elegant, but no torque compared to its crankshaft cousin..

@mrklaw don't be such a wankel.

Sometimes I wonder if the Wankel Rotary Engine would have been more successful if its name wasn't Wankel.

Not very torquey, but super revvy.

NSFW

shoe

Trinity vs. the cops